November 18th, 2011 by Gui-don't

When this….

Fucks This….

You get this

November 18th, 2011 by Gui-don't

Well, here we are. Coming up on the 1 year anniversary of GuidoFail.com. Trying to cure the world of what is now seeming to be an incurable disease. Guidos. Listen folks, can we just stop with the duck face? I mean, seriously. Picture below related and on topic.

January 4th, 2011 by Gui-don't

Mailbag time, kids. Here are some of the most brutal photos we’ve got lately. Guidos, and girls who make the duckface. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

Thanks to our GuidoFail.com Readers for sending these in.

Update! One of our pictures that was sent it of a dude posing as a girl, or a girl who looks like a dude, or a tranny who…Nevermind we’re getting a million different stories, but regardless  A picture below was removed by request. Hilarious!

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August 26th, 2010 by Gui-don't

An anonymous GuidoFail.com reader turned in this giant douche….actually not giant douche….tiny douche. It is clear as the grease on this little faggots head, and the tweezer marks on his eyebrows…all this stuff, the cubic zirconia, the tattoos, the orange tan…it’s all there…the only reason he’s rocking all these completely faggot trends is because he’s trying to draw attention away from the fact that…. the kid is short! We’re talking 5ft short. We’re talking an orange smurf here. We showed these pictures to Danny DeVito and Mini Me and the laughed and said “Fuck him, he’s short”. Oh, and what is the over/under on how many Ed Hardy shirts this clown has on the floor of his room. When GuidoFail.com the movie comes on in theaters, we’re getting Chris Kattan to play this little douche nozzle.

GUIDO. FUCK YOU. YOU FAIL!

August 21st, 2010 by Gui-don't

My name is Guidon’t and I approve this message.

kissy face pucker up

August 17th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Thank God for Spencer’s. Now there is a Snooki (come on, that’s Snooki) blow up doll. You must read their sales pitch. Seems solid.

She’s the whore from the Jersey shore who always wants more! Meet Guidette, the filthy lil’ pot-belly pig who loves balls on her chin more than the all you can eat buffet! When this pudgy porker ain’t tanning or stuffing her face, she’s busy blowin’ every guido on the boardwalk with a tan and a tank top. Just add air and this little slut is the life of any party–be careful though, she’s a real knockout when she gets drunk! What are you waiting for yo, give her your friggin’ sauseege already kid!

$19.99 plus shipping and handling. Order yours now!

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August 12th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Thanks to GuidoFail.com reader Genasirus for sending this in. Looks like Ed Hardy wine and spare tire covers (not joking) have officially KILLED THE BRAND. Why do I get the feeling that Snooki won’t get the memo.

Five Lessons from the Ed Hardy Collapse

August 11th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Ok, so we were surfing around the net scouring the interwebs for guidos who do the “kissy face” pose, when we stumbled upon this doozy. It appears to me that the bride is clearly being upstaged. Is this bridesmaid drunk? I’m sure the bride had no clue of the situation, until after she got the photos from the photographer. This bridesmaid doesn’t have the classic orange face of a guido, but she appears to need to be the center of attention and is throwing up a hardcore, mean muggin, kissy face in a wedding photo, and for that……YOU FAIL!

July 28th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Mailbag time kids. Today’s email comes from GuidoFail reader Jonathan. Want your photos or comments posted? Send them to Guido@GuidoFail.com!

i had no idea it was this bad…..i honestly wish i had never found this site because the last remaining bits of hope i had for the world just vanished…
this is it man….done..i’m done…
i’m gonna get 124 cats, rent out my apartment to german tourists and slowly kill myself with pabst…
please don’t ever stop the site…more people need to lose faith in humanity…
so sad….seriously…worst day of my life and i found dvd’s of my ex wife banging another dude.
yours in pain,
-Jonathan

Jonathan,
Look. There is NO need to be drastic…..just think about this for a minute….
You could at least spring for some Bud Light…
-Guidon’t

July 28th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Did you guys know that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was a male stripper? Whether he stripped for dudes or chicks has not been verified. But I digress…. HOLY SHIT will you look at the TITTES on that thing in the grey? HELP ME BABY JESUS DOLLY PARTON! Those are some massive bitch titties. There is so much Fail in this photo. Matching turtlenecks? Nice work you fucking douches. I’ve got $500 on the fact your mom puts sweaters on your dog too. It’s a dog. It has a built in sweater called FUR. This photo looks like the cover I saw of a gangbang DVD once when I was googling for “Glazed Donuts” and found the DVD of a very sketchy movie instead.

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June 26th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Check it out. Shits on FIRE yo.

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May 20th, 2010 by Gui-don't

This stuff is no joke. Our buddies over at JortsCenter are talking about it as well. Ladies, if you want to be a certified angel from heaven to your man….Hook him up w/ some FreshBalls. Read about this dudes experience w/ it over at JortsCenter.

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May 18th, 2010 by Gui-don't

I got the girl. You Ruse.

Alright, this is just funny. This dude may think he’s awesome. Dude, you’re not. You’re a douche. We obtained these photos through the magic of the interwebz and see that a new standard has been set. This asshole has so much gel in his hair that the flash from the camera makes it look grey. And colored contacts? Are you fucking kidding me? This sets a new standard for Douche-baggery in the world of Guidom. His sunburned head looks like it weighs about 50 pounds. We’re just happy he was able to stop texting his boyfriend long enough to take a picture with the girl.  And speaking of his boyfriend…

We’re sure they’ll make a rovely couple.

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May 4th, 2010 by Gui-don't

As we all know, everyone is freaking out about this goddamn oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Well, GuidoFail.com has the exclusive inside scoop, from our boys over at JortsCenter. Apparently, as these photos clearly show. It’s not BP’s fault. Snooki just went swimming. Still an ecological disaster though. Also, those dudes at Jortscenter are throwing some cash around for facebook followers. Check it out, you may win.

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April 6th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Artsy Laxative?

Now that Ed Hardy has it’s own wine (not kidding), we also have a step by step guide on how to properly enjoy said wine.  Now, I know all of you are thinking “Enjoy Ed Hardy wine? Not possible…”. Well, I am here to tell you there is a way you can properly do it, if you follow these simple instructions. Here is your handy 12-step guide. You’re welcome. Enjoy

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March 31st, 2010 by Gui-don't

GuidoFail.com Mailbox

Mailbox time kids. We thank our good friend (name withheld to protect innocent from harm caused by hair gel, self tanner, or flying free weights), uh, John for sending us photos of this real life doucher. Check out THIS motherfucker.

Who has one thumb and loves cock?

Who has one thumb and loves cock? THIS GUY! Apparently he likes to hang out by garbage cans. Actually, it looks like he’s taken cover from the rain. Any idiot knows that rain and guidos are mortal enemies. Rain will make the rub on orange tan, start to streak, and will make their hair go flat. Clearly unacceptable if you’re a guido. And dude, you’re sunglasses are gay. What are you, the fly? Is it dress like Lenny Kravitz day?

Where's all the dudes?

Tri-Lam. Nice. And again, nice choice for eyewear. Kanye West called. He says you are a faggot.

Their Special Day

Ok you lovebirds. What the FUCK is going on here. Do you guys shop at Ross? I don’t know what is bigger, the proud groom’s watch, or the power alleys on our lovely bride. And hey, fuckface, will you please tell your friend in Yellow it’s called “An iron” and it’s NOT expensive.

Classy Move Here...

Hmmm, pajama bottoms? Our hero must be on his way to the strip club for lap dances. Classy move Guido, classy.

GUIDO??? YOU….

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March 19th, 2010 by Gui-don't

"Fat Bastard" From Austin Powers

Snooki from Jersey Shore

I know we’ve all wondered, “Hmmmmm I wonder what a kid produced from the high mileage loins of Snooki after she’s been sperminated by Fat Bastard (from Austin Powers) would look like”. Well, don’t worry your pretty little gel-spiked head, Guido-maniacs. GuidoFail.com to the rescue to show you EXACTLY what that love child from the bowels of hell would look like. We have seen into the future and found what that dude would look like. And, without further ado….here he is.

First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out! Seriously, I've got a CRAP on deck that could choke a DONKEY!

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March 17th, 2010 by Gui-don't

both of these people are looking for cock..

Here is our poof-a-licous, Jersey Shore scrub, Snooki, whoring it up, partying at some club recently. Would anyone care to wager with me, if we polled US citizens aged 14-35, that more people would know who “Snooki” is, than would know the name of our Vice President of the United States?

“Health Care? FUCK Health Care! We just want to see Snooki get NAKED!”

Epic Facepalm.
But, ok. Now, realize she says the pictures don’t exist…but someone has them, and they’re for sale.

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March 17th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Please tell me this bitch forgot to take her mud mask off....

Well, as you can see in this picture…there clearly…is….a…UGH EXCUSE ME FOR A SEC……

BLLLARRRGGGHGHHHHHHHHHPPPPPHHHHHHHHHRRRAARRRRRRRRR

Not feeling well. GuidoFail taking the rest of the day off.

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March 14th, 2010 by Gui-don't

We have gotten a surprising amount of requests for a banner, or photo, or something people could use to show their friends GuidoFail.com on their website. The art department at GuidoFail.com whipped up this little banner for you to put on your website, put on your facebook, put on your myspace, shove up your ass, whatever you like. Thanks for the requests and support of GuidoFail.com! We’ll keep delivering the douche chills. -Guidon’t

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