January 17th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Click the Image to see the Action
Folks have been requesting we get this famous punch posted in a quick web-friendly format. At GuidoFail, we don’t condone punching women in the mouth, but we also don’t condone Guidos being Guidos.
January 16th, 2010 by Gui-don't
It all makes sense now
Many people have been scratching their heads wondering “What the FUCK are these Guidos thinking?” How can they think that this looks good? Well kids, newsflash. The badass style that Guidos currently employ was actually stolen from the Oompa Loompas in the 1971 movie “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” The picture above is your proof. What I would give to see one of these orange-ass guidos singing the Oompa Loompa song on youtube, Hair Gel, fake tan, and Chanel earrings/sunglasses poppin’. Please, someone do that and send it it!
January 16th, 2010 by Gui-don't
I <3 Miley Cyrus
There are so many ways we could go with this photo. The obvious joke would be a top/bottom gay joke, that uses the bunk bed as the innuendo, but we’re not really sure we need to even make this funny. I mean, he’s wearing his Mom’s sunglasses and lipstick. That should be good enough, right?
January 16th, 2010 by Gui-don't
"I peel, then I tan."
This Guido has definitely set the standard for fake-tanness by emulating the complexion of his rottweiler. It looks great, right? I mean, who doesn’t want to look like Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo from South Park?
January 15th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Blasphemy
We are fairly certain this dude needs to go say twenty-seven Hail Marys, and lay low for awhile after this catastrophe.
January 15th, 2010 by Gui-don't
It's Snookie Ya'll!
Our favorite ho bag from Jersey Shore dropped another awesome quote on the world in her interview segment on a recent episode.
“I’m not trashy….unless I drink too much”
January 13th, 2010 by Gui-don't
No, this Guido is NOT holding his breath..
Thanks to Phil in Sacramento for sending us in this GOTD. Any doubts about who takes longer to get ready for a night on the town? This guido or his girlf….oh…He’s what? Oh..ok. My bad.
January 12th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Yo Baby I lost My number, Can I have yours?
Guido- (Gwee-Doe) n. A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week’s pay on (most likely spotted shopping at “Bang Bang” in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin’ system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. “wiggers,” A.K.A. “wegros;” urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy’s. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predece…
Thanks to our friends at UrbanDictionary.com for shedding some Chanel Earrings induced light on this matter.
January 11th, 2010 by Gui-don't
what the FUCK yo??
Thanks to Adam in Maryland for sending in this Guido, fresh off a shopping spree at the local outlet mall. Money Clip in hand? Check! Puckered up Pose? Check! Track Suit? Check! On the way to go suck a dong? Check!!
January 11th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Face Fucking Palm
Brian in Wisconsin just sent us this picture. This is some of the Jersey Shore cast, hanging out with Mike Tyson. Does anyone else, other than me, wish Mike Tyson would reclaim some former glory and knock “The Situation” into the middle of next week? I mean, punch the dude so hard, that his goddamn shoes go flying.
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
@roselynn86
GuidoFail.com hottie Rose Lynn sent us this picture to put up. Rose lives in Canada, loves her dog, and thinks Guidos are stupid. And she thinks MTV is stupid too. follow rose @roselynn86
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Thanks to Thomas in Salt Lake City for sending in this funny video. “Hey yo, Sweet tits!”
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Drew in Florida sent us this video. We aren’t sure if it’s him, or if it’s a buddy of his, or a video he found, but this dude is definitely full on Guido, and it looks like his Moms really screwed him over by not buying him more protein. He’ll probably need to go over to his brah’s house now, to get his daily protein. (snicker)
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Pink Undershirt too? WTF bro, are you borrowing your sister's clothes? Are you wearing a pink thong as well?
Brandon from Spokane, WA sent is this photo. He called up Queer Eye for the Straight Guy to come help him with his bachelor pad. This dude showed up, and they snapped a picture before renovations. Thanks Brandon!
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Coming Soon to a Boy Band Near You
It has recently been uncovered excusively by GuidoFail.com that Street Fighter XXVIII is going to hit the arcades this Spring. It will be amazingly lifelike, and feature the offspring of previously seen fighters. Shown here are the sons of Ryu and Guile, who will be featured in the upcoming game. Oh Wait, sorry, our bad…it’s just a couple of guidos on the way to the Gym/Mall/Club
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
follow me! @KenDollStyle
KenDollStyle on Twitter sent us a picture, to represent West Coast Guidos, and make sure the world knows Guidos are in California as well. Ken wants the Jersey Guidos to know that his tan is real, and not orange colored lotion. I smell some rivalry brewing. Are we going to see a Guido version of Biggie and Tupac? Please no Guido on Guido crime. Stop the madness before it starts! Thanks for the pic Ken. You can visit Ken at his myspace.
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Hey Ya'll!
Thanks to 2Snappy for sending us this great picture. It’s her daughter doing her best Snookie impression. Word on the street is that Snookie is partying in Ft. Lauderdale, FL tonight! Do Guidos fly south like birds in the winter? Hmmmm! Thanks 2Snappy for the photo! Follow her @2Snappy or check out her blog.
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
You Talkin' to Me?
Alex R. (@yaboyalex) in Las Vegas, NV informed us that Paulie Malagnaggi is a professional boxer who is full on Guido. Upon a brief Google Search…we agree. Thanks Alex!
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
GuidoFail.com fan Lei (find Lei on twitter @Honulei) suggested our site needed to have a video of this clip, and after viewing it, we obviously agree. Snoop Dogg made the C-Walk infamous. Do we now have an official G-Walk?
January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
durrrr
Tommy in St. Louis, Missouri sends this photo in demonstrating a classic example of Ed Hardiots. The term “Hardiot” was coined by our friends in the facebook fan page “Thanks to Ed Hardy I recognize idiots right away” . Be sure to become a fan of them as well. Some funny, funny shit in there.
