This stuff is no joke. Our buddies over at JortsCenter are talking about it as well. Ladies, if you want to be a certified angel from heaven to your man….Hook him up w/ some FreshBalls. Read about this dudes experience w/ it over at JortsCenter.
Alright, this is just funny. This dude may think he’s awesome. Dude, you’re not. You’re a douche. We obtained these photos through the magic of the interwebz and see that a new standard has been set. This asshole has so much gel in his hair that the flash from the camera makes it look grey. And colored contacts? Are you fucking kidding me? This sets a new standard for Douche-baggery in the world of Guidom. His sunburned head looks like it weighs about 50 pounds. We’re just happy he was able to stop texting his boyfriend long enough to take a picture with the girl. And speaking of his boyfriend…
As we all know, everyone is freaking out about this goddamn oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Well, GuidoFail.com has the exclusive inside scoop, from our boys over at JortsCenter. Apparently, as these photos clearly show. It’s not BP’s fault. Snooki just went swimming. Still an ecological disaster though. Also, those dudes at Jortscenter are throwing some cash around for facebook followers. Check it out, you may win.