July 28th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Mailbag time kids. Today’s email comes from GuidoFail reader Jonathan. Want your photos or comments posted? Send them to Guido@GuidoFail.com!

i had no idea it was this bad…..i honestly wish i had never found this site because the last remaining bits of hope i had for the world just vanished…
this is it man….done..i’m done…
i’m gonna get 124 cats, rent out my apartment to german tourists and slowly kill myself with pabst…
please don’t ever stop the site…more people need to lose faith in humanity…
so sad….seriously…worst day of my life and i found dvd’s of my ex wife banging another dude.
yours in pain,
-Jonathan

Jonathan,
Look. There is NO need to be drastic…..just think about this for a minute….
You could at least spring for some Bud Light…
-Guidon’t

July 28th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Did you guys know that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was a male stripper? Whether he stripped for dudes or chicks has not been verified. But I digress…. HOLY SHIT will you look at the TITTES on that thing in the grey? HELP ME BABY JESUS DOLLY PARTON! Those are some massive bitch titties. There is so much Fail in this photo. Matching turtlenecks? Nice work you fucking douches. I’ve got $500 on the fact your mom puts sweaters on your dog too. It’s a dog. It has a built in sweater called FUR. This photo looks like the cover I saw of a gangbang DVD once when I was googling for “Glazed Donuts” and found the DVD of a very sketchy movie instead.

Jersey Shore, mike sorrentine, mike the situation, the situation, the situation turtleneck