August 26th, 2010 by Gui-don't
An anonymous GuidoFail.com reader turned in this giant douche….actually not giant douche….tiny douche. It is clear as the grease on this little faggots head, and the tweezer marks on his eyebrows…all this stuff, the cubic zirconia, the tattoos, the orange tan…it’s all there…the only reason he’s rocking all these completely faggot trends is because he’s trying to draw attention away from the fact that…. the kid is short! We’re talking 5ft short. We’re talking an orange smurf here. We showed these pictures to Danny DeVito and Mini Me and the laughed and said “Fuck him, he’s short”. Oh, and what is the over/under on how many Ed Hardy shirts this clown has on the floor of his room. When GuidoFail.com the movie comes on in theaters, we’re getting Chris Kattan to play this little douche nozzle.
GUIDO. FUCK YOU. YOU FAIL!
August 21st, 2010 by Gui-don't
My name is Guidon’t and I approve this message.
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August 17th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Thank God for Spencer’s. Now there is a Snooki (come on, that’s Snooki) blow up doll. You must read their sales pitch. Seems solid.
She’s the whore from the Jersey shore who always wants more! Meet Guidette, the filthy lil’ pot-belly pig who loves balls on her chin more than the all you can eat buffet! When this pudgy porker ain’t tanning or stuffing her face, she’s busy blowin’ every guido on the boardwalk with a tan and a tank top. Just add air and this little slut is the life of any party–be careful though, she’s a real knockout when she gets drunk! What are you waiting for yo, give her your friggin’ sauseege already kid!
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August 12th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Thanks to GuidoFail.com reader Genasirus for sending this in. Looks like Ed Hardy wine and spare tire covers (not joking) have officially KILLED THE BRAND. Why do I get the feeling that Snooki won’t get the memo.
Five Lessons from the Ed Hardy Collapse
August 11th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Ok, so we were surfing around the net scouring the interwebs for guidos who do the “kissy face” pose, when we stumbled upon this doozy. It appears to me that the bride is clearly being upstaged. Is this bridesmaid drunk? I’m sure the bride had no clue of the situation, until after she got the photos from the photographer. This bridesmaid doesn’t have the classic orange face of a guido, but she appears to need to be the center of attention and is throwing up a hardcore, mean muggin, kissy face in a wedding photo, and for that……YOU FAIL!
