August 26th, 2010 by Gui-don't

An anonymous GuidoFail.com reader turned in this giant douche….actually not giant douche….tiny douche. It is clear as the grease on this little faggots head, and the tweezer marks on his eyebrows…all this stuff, the cubic zirconia, the tattoos, the orange tan…it’s all there…the only reason he’s rocking all these completely faggot trends is because he’s trying to draw attention away from the fact that…. the kid is short! We’re talking 5ft short. We’re talking an orange smurf here. We showed these pictures to Danny DeVito and Mini Me and the laughed and said “Fuck him, he’s short”. Oh, and what is the over/under on how many Ed Hardy shirts this clown has on the floor of his room. When GuidoFail.com the movie comes on in theaters, we’re getting Chris Kattan to play this little douche nozzle.

GUIDO. FUCK YOU. YOU FAIL!