January 4th, 2011 by Gui-don't
Mailbag time, kids. Here are some of the most brutal photos we’ve got lately. Guidos, and girls who make the duckface. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
Thanks to our GuidoFail.com Readers for sending these in.
Update! One of our pictures that was sent it of a dude posing as a girl, or a girl who looks like a dude, or a tranny who…Nevermind we’re getting a million different stories, but regardless A picture below was removed by request. Hilarious!
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August 26th, 2010 by Gui-don't
An anonymous GuidoFail.com reader turned in this giant douche….actually not giant douche….tiny douche. It is clear as the grease on this little faggots head, and the tweezer marks on his eyebrows…all this stuff, the cubic zirconia, the tattoos, the orange tan…it’s all there…the only reason he’s rocking all these completely faggot trends is because he’s trying to draw attention away from the fact that…. the kid is short! We’re talking 5ft short. We’re talking an orange smurf here. We showed these pictures to Danny DeVito and Mini Me and the laughed and said “Fuck him, he’s short”. Oh, and what is the over/under on how many Ed Hardy shirts this clown has on the floor of his room. When GuidoFail.com the movie comes on in theaters, we’re getting Chris Kattan to play this little douche nozzle.
GUIDO. FUCK YOU. YOU FAIL!
August 12th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Thanks to GuidoFail.com reader Genasirus for sending this in. Looks like Ed Hardy wine and spare tire covers (not joking) have officially KILLED THE BRAND. Why do I get the feeling that Snooki won’t get the memo.
Five Lessons from the Ed Hardy Collapse
July 28th, 2010 by Gui-don't
Mailbag time kids. Today’s email comes from GuidoFail reader Jonathan. Want your photos or comments posted? Send them to Guido@GuidoFail.com!
i had no idea it was this bad…..i honestly wish i had never found this site because the last remaining bits of hope i had for the world just vanished…
this is it man….done..i’m done…
i’m gonna get 124 cats, rent out my apartment to german tourists and slowly kill myself with pabst…
please don’t ever stop the site…more people need to lose faith in humanity…
so sad….seriously…worst day of my life and i found dvd’s of my ex wife banging another dude.
yours in pain,
-Jonathan
Jonathan,
Look. There is NO need to be drastic…..just think about this for a minute….
You could at least spring for some Bud Light…
-Guidon’t
May 18th, 2010 by Gui-don't
I got the girl. You Ruse.
Alright, this is just funny. This dude may think he’s awesome. Dude, you’re not. You’re a douche. We obtained these photos through the magic of the interwebz and see that a new standard has been set. This asshole has so much gel in his hair that the flash from the camera makes it look grey. And colored contacts? Are you fucking kidding me? This sets a new standard for Douche-baggery in the world of Guidom. His sunburned head looks like it weighs about 50 pounds. We’re just happy he was able to stop texting his boyfriend long enough to take a picture with the girl. And speaking of his boyfriend…
We’re sure they’ll make a rovely couple.
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February 19th, 2010 by Gui-don't
this dipshit says "My eyes look HOT in this pic"
GuidoFail.com is PLEASED to announce we recieved our first hate mail! This little bundle of DOUCHE messaged us….
@Guidofail get a fucking life and stop hating on the Jersey Shore find something better to do…
This little ballbag spends his time all day and night on Twitter, stalking harassing messaging Lady Gaga, Snooki, and the Situation trying desperately to get them to message him back. He fails. We would like to thank this little doucher for our first official hate mail to GuidoFail.com, though. Amidst the Thousands hundreds three or four praises we’ve gotten for this site, we have our first hate mail. And, also, our little friend should be glad he’s like 13 years old, or we would have posted the epic fail that is his facebook, his myspace, and the hilarity that occurs there as well.
GUIDO WANNABE????? YOU FAIL!
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February 6th, 2010 by Gui-don't
"B-Train and Drunky Brewster"
GuidoFail.com fans are reporting in via GF’s Twitter, GF’s facebook, and via GuidoFail.com’s website itself. Thanks to B-Train (aka “Tan Jovi” from Sacramento, and Drunkie Brewster (aka The “Tan-Trum”) from Seattle for sending us in their Guidified photos. Use the tool here to Guidify yourself or a friend.
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February 4th, 2010 by Gui-don't
UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS UNTS
It was only a matter of time. There is now a website available where you can upload photos of friends or family members (certainly NOT yourself, right?) and turn them into Guidos or Garfields! Here is an example we did of GOP Hottie Sarah Palin. One word. STEAMY!
"Well, if one thing leads to another, i'm not gonna tell him to get off!"
It is easy. Upload the photo. Size the face. Spray on your tan, choose your pose and setting, and voila! You turned your friends or family into giant douches! Send us your best ones to guido@guidofail.com and we’ll post ‘em. Double fist pump, fist bump, secret guido faggy high five to Jon in the Bronx for sending us this treasure.
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January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't
@roselynn86
GuidoFail.com hottie Rose Lynn sent us this picture to put up. Rose lives in Canada, loves her dog, and thinks Guidos are stupid. And she thinks MTV is stupid too. follow rose @roselynn86
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