January 8th, 2010 by Gui-don't

"Cock? NOM NOM NOM"

As the cutting edge leaders in keeping you up to date with douchebaggery, GuidoFail.com proudly presents to you a new classification of Guido. Say hello to the “Guimo”.  These “guys” (term loosely used) are the ones who have jet black hair, wear mascara (and other makeup), and paint their fingernails. They aren’t quite Guido because they are missing the self tanning lotion induced Cheeto skin…They aren’t quite “emo”, because they don’t necessarily hide in their rooms and listen to My Chemical Romance all day, but rather are out in public, prancing around pretending that everyone thinks they’re awesome. Dude. You aren’t.

Guile from StreetFighter commented also, “This Dude has a Faggy haircut.”

Adam Lambert, emo, guido, Guimo (Half Guido/Half Emo), make up