Fucks This….

You get this

Thanks to our GuidoFail.com Readers for sending these in.

Update! One of our pictures that was sent it of a dude posing as a girl, or a girl who looks like a dude, or a tranny who…Nevermind we’re getting a million different stories, but regardless  A picture below was removed by request. Hilarious!

An anonymous GuidoFail.com reader turned in this giant douche….actually not giant douche….tiny douche. It is clear as the grease on this little faggots head, and the tweezer marks on his eyebrows…all this stuff, the cubic zirconia, the tattoos, the orange tan…it’s all there…the only reason he’s rocking all these completely faggot trends is because he’s trying to draw attention away from the fact that…. the kid is short! We’re talking 5ft short. We’re talking an orange smurf here. We showed these pictures to Danny DeVito and Mini Me and the laughed and said “Fuck him, he’s short”. Oh, and what is the over/under on how many Ed Hardy shirts this clown has on the floor of his room. When GuidoFail.com the movie comes on in theaters, we’re getting Chris Kattan to play this little douche nozzle.

GUIDO. FUCK YOU. YOU FAIL!

My name is Guidon’t and I approve this message.

Thank God for Spencer’s. Now there is a Snooki (come on, that’s Snooki) blow up doll. You must read their sales pitch. Seems solid.

She’s the whore from the Jersey shore who always wants more! Meet Guidette, the filthy lil’ pot-belly pig who loves balls on her chin more than the all you can eat buffet! When this pudgy porker ain’t tanning or stuffing her face, she’s busy blowin’ every guido on the boardwalk with a tan and a tank top. Just add air and this little slut is the life of any party–be careful though, she’s a real knockout when she gets drunk! What are you waiting for yo, give her your friggin’ sauseege already kid!

$19.99 plus shipping and handling. Order yours now!

Thanks to GuidoFail.com reader Genasirus for sending this in. Looks like Ed Hardy wine and spare tire covers (not joking) have officially KILLED THE BRAND. Why do I get the feeling that Snooki won’t get the memo.

Five Lessons from the Ed Hardy Collapse

Ok, so we were surfing around the net scouring the interwebs for guidos who do the “kissy face” pose, when we stumbled upon this doozy. It appears to me that the bride is clearly being upstaged. Is this bridesmaid drunk? I’m sure the bride had no clue of the situation, until after she got the photos from the photographer. This bridesmaid doesn’t have the classic orange face of a guido, but she appears to need to be the center of attention and is throwing up a hardcore, mean muggin, kissy face in a wedding photo, and for that……YOU FAIL!

Mailbag time kids. Today’s email comes from GuidoFail reader Jonathan. Want your photos or comments posted? Send them to Guido@GuidoFail.com!

i had no idea it was this bad…..i honestly wish i had never found this site because the last remaining bits of hope i had for the world just vanished…
this is it man….done..i’m done…
i’m gonna get 124 cats, rent out my apartment to german tourists and slowly kill myself with pabst…
please don’t ever stop the site…more people need to lose faith in humanity…
so sad….seriously…worst day of my life and i found dvd’s of my ex wife banging another dude.
yours in pain,
-Jonathan

Jonathan,
Look. There is NO need to be drastic…..just think about this for a minute….
You could at least spring for some Bud Light…
-Guidon’t

Did you guys know that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was a male stripper? Whether he stripped for dudes or chicks has not been verified. But I digress…. HOLY SHIT will you look at the TITTES on that thing in the grey? HELP ME BABY JESUS DOLLY PARTON! Those are some massive bitch titties. There is so much Fail in this photo. Matching turtlenecks? Nice work you fucking douches. I’ve got $500 on the fact your mom puts sweaters on your dog too. It’s a dog. It has a built in sweater called FUR. This photo looks like the cover I saw of a gangbang DVD once when I was googling for “Glazed Donuts” and found the DVD of a very sketchy movie instead.