Guido Pick Up Lines
"AY YO, SWEET TITS, OVA HEE-YUH"
Here is the master list of the stupid fucking pickup lines that you might hear in a joke, but you can hear being used by chicks by douchebags like the ones above.
- Baby my love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
- Do you know karate? Because your body is KICKIN’!
- Who has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? *points thumbs to self* “THIS GUYYYYY!”
- Oh, you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come see me.
- Yo Baby, I put the STD in STUD. Now all I need is U!
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- “Hmmm…Fuck me if I’m wrong, but you want to sleep with me, don’t you?”
- If I said you had a SSSSMOKIN’ body, would you hold it against me?
- That’s a NICE set of legs. What time do they open?
- That’s a nice dress. It would look GREAT on my floor.
- Hey toots, so you know, I am NOT sleeping in the wet spot.
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