January 4th, 2011 by Gui-don't

Mailbag time, kids. Here are some of the most brutal photos we’ve got lately. Guidos, and girls who make the duckface. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

Thanks to our GuidoFail.com Readers for sending these in.

Update! One of our pictures that was sent it of a dude posing as a girl, or a girl who looks like a dude, or a tranny who…Nevermind we’re getting a million different stories, but regardless  A picture below was removed by request. Hilarious!

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March 31st, 2010 by Gui-don't

GuidoFail.com Mailbox

Mailbox time kids. We thank our good friend (name withheld to protect innocent from harm caused by hair gel, self tanner, or flying free weights), uh, John for sending us photos of this real life doucher. Check out THIS motherfucker.

Who has one thumb and loves cock?

Who has one thumb and loves cock? THIS GUY! Apparently he likes to hang out by garbage cans. Actually, it looks like he’s taken cover from the rain. Any idiot knows that rain and guidos are mortal enemies. Rain will make the rub on orange tan, start to streak, and will make their hair go flat. Clearly unacceptable if you’re a guido. And dude, you’re sunglasses are gay. What are you, the fly? Is it dress like Lenny Kravitz day?

Where's all the dudes?

Tri-Lam. Nice. And again, nice choice for eyewear. Kanye West called. He says you are a faggot.

Their Special Day

Ok you lovebirds. What the FUCK is going on here. Do you guys shop at Ross? I don’t know what is bigger, the proud groom’s watch, or the power alleys on our lovely bride. And hey, fuckface, will you please tell your friend in Yellow it’s called “An iron” and it’s NOT expensive.

Classy Move Here...

Hmmm, pajama bottoms? Our hero must be on his way to the strip club for lap dances. Classy move Guido, classy.

GUIDO??? YOU….

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March 14th, 2010 by Gui-don't

We have gotten a surprising amount of requests for a banner, or photo, or something people could use to show their friends GuidoFail.com on their website. The art department at GuidoFail.com whipped up this little banner for you to put on your website, put on your facebook, put on your myspace, shove up your ass, whatever you like. Thanks for the requests and support of GuidoFail.com! We’ll keep delivering the douche chills. -Guidon’t

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February 19th, 2010 by Gui-don't

this dipshit says "My eyes look HOT in this pic"

GuidoFail.com is PLEASED to announce we recieved our first hate mail! This little bundle of DOUCHE messaged us….

@Guidofail get a fucking life and stop hating on the Jersey Shore find something better to do…

This little ballbag spends his time all day and night on Twitter, stalking harassing messaging Lady Gaga, Snooki, and the Situation trying desperately to get them to message him back. He fails. We would like to thank this little doucher for our first official hate mail to GuidoFail.com, though. Amidst the Thousands hundreds three or four praises we’ve gotten for this site, we have our first hate mail. And, also, our little friend should be glad he’s like 13 years old, or we would have posted the epic fail that is his facebook, his myspace, and the hilarity that occurs there as well.

GUIDO WANNABE?????   YOU FAIL!

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February 11th, 2010 by Gui-don't

"Lasagna?? NOM NOM NOM"

Ok, look. The editors and authors of GuidoFail.com are unanimous in the fact that skinny little bony crack head looking bitches are NOT hot.  As a matter of fact, curves are a unanimous favorite among all of the employees of GuidoFail.com. Muffin Tops are NOT a dealbreaker. BUT wearing clothing that EXPOSES said muffin top, in all it’s glory, it’s probably not in your best interests. Especially if you are rocking a muffin top, and look kind of like a linebacker. Sweet tan though. I’m sure the real ladies of GuidoFail.com would have comments about this trophy Garfield. Comment them, or send ‘em to our staff, and we’ll get them posted for you.

Arrrrrrgh. We tried, but we can’t NOT comment on the tiny T-Rex arms this chick is rocking either. She does a FABULOUS impression of that green dinosaur in “Toy Story”.

GF EDIT, FAN COMMENTS:

D.Brewster in Seattle, WA says, “Oh wowsa…. That isn’t attractive.”

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February 6th, 2010 by Gui-don't

"B-Train and Drunky Brewster"

GuidoFail.com fans are reporting in via GF’s Twitter, GF’s facebook, and via GuidoFail.com’s website itself. Thanks to B-Train (aka “Tan Jovi” from Sacramento, and Drunkie Brewster (aka The “Tan-Trum”) from Seattle for sending us in their Guidified photos. Use the tool here to Guidify yourself or a friend.

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February 1st, 2010 by Gui-don't

Thanks for Dave in Cleveland for sending in this video. If you are trying to explain the World of Guidom to a friend or family member, or perhaps trying to do an intervention with a loved one who may have drifted over to the Gel-side, then this video should help you immensely. Some of GuidoFail.com’s Hall of Famers are in this video. It teaches the fist pump, the look, the accessories, and pretty much everything you need to know. We hope you can put it to use, and help us towards our goal of a Guido Free America.

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January 30th, 2010 by Gui-don't

My Lip Gloss is Poppin', My Lip Gloss is Coo', All the boyz be jockin', they chase me after schoo'!

We’ve seen this asshole before. Back in early January, we debuted this Ultra Guido to GuidoFail.com in the article “Anatomy of a Guido” We are particularly fond of this Guido’s $5.99 Gas Station sunglasses. This dude has no shame with regards to his bacne either. Obviously induced by Steroid Smoothies, this dude (?) is flaunting is body acne for ALL the wimminz to see. We hear NOTHING is hotter than Bacne (Back acne). Girls LOVE popping that shit for you. And don’t make fun of him to his face, he’ll break one of those spikes off his head, and stab you in the fucking NECK! Teach you to queston his shade of lip gloss!

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January 27th, 2010 by Gui-don't

I don't want to know where those 2 fingers have been.

These three badasses are in da club being….awesome. Pretty hard to outdo these clowns. Popped collars, Puff Daddy Chains, shirts unbuttoned  to expose greasy chest pubes, oh and PBR. Classy. Ok ok, we confess, we like PBR, especially at MLB Spring Training, and I think it just rubs us the wrong way. PBR is above guidos!

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January 24th, 2010 by Gui-don't

No Baby, Really Kickers are BADASSES

Since Guidos recently took over the media, the question has been constantly raised. What professional athletes are bonafide Guidos? Who would be the first to grace the pages of GuidoFail.com? Would it be a Quarterback? Maybe a flashy DB? How bout some douchey Center Fielder? Nope. It’s an NFL Kicker. Ladies and Gentleman, we proudly present to you, Jeff Reed of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

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January 23rd, 2010 by Gui-don't

"I'm soooo Hottttt.....right?"

Ladies, here is a great example of what NOT to do. This Garfield has not only gone full Gweed with bleached white hair, and a fake tan, but she’s also wearing Ed Hardy jeans, an Ed Hardy belt, an Ed Hardy shirt, and probably Ed Hardy underpants….well that is if she is wearing any underpants. Like her Guido brethren this bitch clearly carries a raw lemons around with her in her purse, to chomp on right before a picture is snapped. Or maybe part of being part of this scene is drinking shitty beer, to get the “bitter beer face”

I can Guido?

Girls. Fake hair, fake nails, fake tans, and all that crap is not hot, and not awesome. But, we understand the thought process. I mean, if your boyfriend is wearing more make up than you, then logic says you need to step up your game.

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January 23rd, 2010 by Gui-don't

Edumacation

President Bush has some spare time on his hands now, and it looks like he’s trying to go for an image makeover. We’re not sure who he hired for the job of making him over, but we are certain the guy should be PROMOTED!

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January 19th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Boo-Ya

Dear Guidos. The Harsh reality of the situation (no pun intended) is even Google hates you.

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January 16th, 2010 by Gui-don't

I <3 Miley Cyrus

There are so many ways we could go with this photo. The obvious joke would be a top/bottom gay joke, that uses the bunk bed as the innuendo, but we’re not really sure we need to even make this funny. I mean, he’s wearing his Mom’s sunglasses and lipstick. That should be good enough, right?

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January 15th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Blasphemy

We are fairly certain this dude needs to go say twenty-seven Hail Marys, and lay low for awhile after this catastrophe.

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January 13th, 2010 by Gui-don't

No, this Guido is NOT holding his breath..

Thanks to Phil in Sacramento for sending us in this GOTD. Any doubts about who takes longer to get ready for a night on the town? This guido or his girlf….oh…He’s what? Oh..ok. My bad.

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January 11th, 2010 by Gui-don't

what the FUCK yo??

Thanks to Adam in Maryland for sending in this Guido, fresh off a shopping spree at the local outlet mall. Money Clip in hand? Check! Puckered up Pose? Check! Track Suit? Check! On the way to go suck a dong? Check!!

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January 10th, 2010 by Gui-don't

Coming Soon to a Boy Band Near You

It has recently been uncovered excusively by GuidoFail.com that Street Fighter XXVIII is going to hit the arcades this Spring. It will be amazingly lifelike, and feature the offspring of previously seen fighters. Shown here are the sons of Ryu and Guile, who will be featured in the upcoming game. Oh Wait, sorry, our bad…it’s just a couple of guidos on the way to the Gym/Mall/Club

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January 9th, 2010 by Gui-don't

4 eyed Guido

So here is how this goes down. This Guido Nerd is walking around the club with his shy Guido Friend. They are looking for some chicks to creep on. Our 4 eyed Hero spots a couple honeys gives his buddy the camera, and asks the girls to take a picture with him. The girls obviously don’t hesitate, and jump right in to take the picture. I mean, how many times in your life, do you get a chance to take a picture with a dude who looks like a Cheeto with spikey hair?

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